In 2012, vote for the one politician who is truly on your side 
Vote for Nobody!
Nobody Cares!
Nobody will keep election promises.
Nobody will listen to your concerns.
Nobody will help the poor and unemployed.
If Nobody is elected, things will be better for everyone.
Nobody tells the truth!
Talk to your friends and family about the exciting possibility of voting for Nobody in 2012!
“We, the Anti-Electorate, do not believe there is a need for “strong leadership” in government. We are not drawn to “intellectual” authorities and political “heroes.” We are not impressed with titles, ranks, and pecking orders – politicians, celebrities, and gurus. We do not struggle for control of organizations, social circles, and government. We do not lobby the State for favors or permission to control those with whom we disagree. Rather, we advocate freedom. By its very nature, the State does not. Exercise your right to say “No” to the warfare-welfare system. Refuse to vote. Then tell your friends why.” — Wally Conger, The Anti-Electorate Manifesto
So, you gave up. They won. They promised you everything and gave you nothing. You’re surprised? No I didn’t hear any surprise in your voice, only depression. With a tear in your eye and anger in your heart, you’ve given them what they want. You’re broken. You are lying there, crying in your beer, trying to hold back the sobs, and you want sympathy. Is that what I see? Well if you are looking for sympathy you’ll find it in the dictionary somewhere between shit and syphilis.
This is the real world; nobody gives you anything. You have to earn it. Now get some sleep, sober up, take a bath, and post an ad. A September super special that will keep you busy, and keep your mind off of what a rotten world this has become. Politicians are sharks; they are going to eat each other alive. If you go to a rally, hold a sign and beat the drum, you will only be in the way. Sit this one out; spare yourself the bruises, the sweat and the dirt. You’re getting too old for this shit. Love, -oldfart-
Who’s too old for what again?
Whose heart is overflowing with so much hate and bitterness that they cannot possibly bear it on their own? Who is thus relegated to spending the rest of their life in a desperate attempt to evade the agony of their very soul by imparting their pain onto others as they themselves continue to slowly wither and drown in the infinite quagmire of the what-ifs, the might-haves, and the could-have-beens, until nature finally grants the relative peace of death…
What sort of individual responds to value with a desire to destroy?
You need to check your premises ’cause it sure as hell ain’t me.
Take a look in the mirror as this whole little exchange here, my friend, is due to your issues. Not mine.
Thank you and God bless.
Well, someone woke up on the Petty Little Twat side of the bed today.
Yes, sugarbutt, I know she’s hot, intelligent, politically astute and gets laid more often than you do and that’s just not fair, innit? It’s not your fault you were born a humorless fuckface with all the animal machismo of wet dough and if brains were gasoline you couldn’t drive around a Cheerio twice. Sometimes it’s very hard not to be bitter but you’ll just have to soldier on. Here, lean on my shoulder. Hanky? Midol?
Kelly, I am so ganking your post for me own bloggie. Will credit.
ROTFLMAO “if brains were gasoline you couldn’t drive around a Cheerio twice”. Thanks Em!
You’re ganking the post or the comments? You’re of course welcome to either but if you meant the post, there’s also a full blown campaign for my man Nobody http://www.anti-politics.ws/
As much fun as it would be to declare open season and have a blog post for us to romp over those who lose at life, alas, I doubt this one has the chops to earn such an honor. His insults were trite and cliched, and lacked a certain polish in the delivery. There’s some undeveloped talent in his rhythm but all in all, I’ve seen better. Next!
The post about your man Nobody though, that I’m totally ganking.
giggle giggle *snort* giggle
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We need to be able to write in names on ballots.